invisible man
   )	cheshire cat
#-)	hung-over
#:-o    matted hair
%-)     broken glasses
%-6     braindead
%-<I>   drunk with laughter
%-}     staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
&-|     tearful
&:-)    curly hair
'-)     wink
(-:	australian
(-:     left-handed
(-_-))  secret smile
(8-o    it's mr. bill!
(:-$    person is ill
(:-&    person is angry
(:-(	frown
(:-(    person is very sad
(:-)	big-face
(:-)    bicycle helmet
(:-...  heart-breaking message
(:-|K-  formal message
(:<)    blabber mouth
(:>-<   thief: hands up!
(:I	egghead
(:^(    broken nose
(O--<   fishy message
)8-)    scuba smiley big-face
):-(    sad big-face
):-)    happy big-face
*:*     fuzzy things
*:**    fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches
*:o)    bozo the clown!
*<:-)   santa claus hat
*<|:-)	santa claus
+-:-)   pope or some other religious office
+:-)	priest
+<:-|   monk/nun
+O:-)	pope
,-)     winking
,-}	wry and winking
-:-(    real punk rockers don't smile
-:-)    punk rocker
-=      a doused candle to end a flame
.-)     one-eye
.-]	one-eyed smiley
...---... s.o.s.
0-)	cyclops
0-)	scuba diver
2B|^2B  shakespeare
3:-0	cow
3:[     mean pet smiley
3:]     pet smiley
3:o[	pet owner
7:)     reagan
8 :-)   wizard
8 :-I	unix wizard
8)	frog
8-)	glasses
8-)	swimmer
8-)     wide-eyed look
8-]	gorilla
8-|     eyes wide with surprise
8:-)	glasses on forehead
8:-)    little girl
:'-(    crying
:'-)    so happy they are crying
:(      sad
:)      happy
:*      kisses
:*)	drunk
:*)     drunk
:,(     crying
:-!	crying
:-"     pursing lips
:-#	braces
:-#     censored
:-#     my lips are sealed
:-#|	bushy moustache
:-$	mouth wired shut
:-%	banker
:-&	tongue-tied
:-(	boo hoo
:-(     frowning
:-(     unhappy
:-(*)	sick of recent response time
:-(=)   big teeth
:-)	ha ha
:-)     smiling
:-) :-) loud guffaw
:-)-8   big girl
:-)~    drooling
:-*	eating something bitter
:-*     oops!
:-,     smirk
:-/	lefty undecided smiley
:-/     skeptical
:-0	smiley orator
:-0     no yelling!
:-1	bland face
:-6	eating something sour
:-7	after a wry statement
:-8(	condescending stare
:-9     licking their lips
:-:     mutant smiley
:-<	real sad smiley
:-<     forlorn
:-=)	older smiley with moustache
:->	hey hey
:->     alternate happy face
:->     really biting sarcastic remark
:-?	smoking a pipe
:-?     licking your lips
:-@	screaming
:-B     drooling (or overbite)
:-C     just totally unbelieving
:-C     really bummed out
:-D     laughing
:-D     said with a smile
:-E     bucktoothed vampire
:-F     bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-I	hmm
:-I     i don't know what
:-I     indifferent smiley face
:-O	uh oh
:-O     shouting
:-P	nyah nyah
:-P     shouting
:-P     tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q	smoker
:-S     incoherent statement
:-T     keeping a straight face
:-V     shout
:-X	bow tie
:-X     a big wet kiss!
:-X     lips are sealed
:-Y     a quiet aside
:-[	un-smiley blockhead
:-[     pouting
:-[     vampire
:-\	undecided smiley
:-]	smiley blockhead
:-^)	tongue in cheek
:-`	spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-b	left-pointing tongue smiley
:-c	bummed out smiley
:-c     real unhappy
:-d	lefty smiley razzing you
:-e	disappointed smiley
:-i	semi-smiley
:-j	left smiling smilely
:-l	y.a.s.
:-o	smiley singing national anthem
:-o     "oh, nooooooo!" (mr. bill)
:-o     uh oh!
:-o     wow!
:-p	sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-q	trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-r     sticking tongue out
:-s	after a bizarre comment
:-t	cross smiley
:-v	talking head smiley
:-v     speaking
:-w     speak with forked tongue
:-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-x     kiss kiss
:-y     shouting
:-z	y.a.c.s.
:-{	moustache
:-{     count dracula
:-{#}   teasing people about their braces
:-{)    moustache
:-{}    wears lipstick
:-|	"have an ordinary day"
:-|     disgusted
:-|     grim
:-||    anger
:-}	beard
:-}	ditto
:-~)    has a cold
:/i     no smoking
:8)	pig
::-)    glasses
:<	midget unsmiley
:<      what?
:<)     from an ivy league school
:= |    baboon
:=)     two noses
:>	midget smiley
:>      what?
:@      what?
:C      what?
:D      laughter
:I      hmmm
:O      yelling
:Q      what?
:[      real downer
:]      friendly midget smiley
:^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^)     teasing people about their noses
:^)     broken nose
:_)     nose is sliding off of their face
:_)     used to be a boxer
:n)	funny-looking right nose
:u)	funny-looking left nose
:v)	left-pointing nose smiley
:v)     broken nose
:{      old geezer with a moustache
:}      happy old geezer with a moustache
:~i     smoking
:~j     smoking and smiling
;-)	winking smiley
;-)     sardonic incredulity
<:-)    dumb question
<:-)<<| from a space rocket
<:-I    dunce
<:>==   turkey
<:I	midget dunce
<<<(:-) hat salesman
<{:-)}  message in a bottle
<|-(    chinese who doesn't like these jokes
<|-)    chinese
=)      smiley midget
=):-)~	uncle sam
=:-(    real punk rockers don't smile
=:-)	punk rocker
=:-)	smiley punk-rocker
=:-)    hosehead
=|:-)=  uncle sam
>-<     absolutely livid!!
>:-<	mad
>:->    really devilish remark
>:-I	startrekkie
>;->    very lewd remark
>< ><   wearing argyle socks
?-(     black eye
@%&$%&  you know what that means
@:-)    wavy hair
@:-)    wearing a turban
@:I	turban
@=      warning about nuclear war
B-)     smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses
B:-)    sunglasses on head
C=:-)   chef
C=}>;*{))  mega-smiley
E-:-I	radio amateur
K:P     little kid with a propeller beenie
O :-)   angel (at heart, at least)
O |-)	religious person
O-)	scuba diver
O-)     megaton man on patrol
O-)     scuba diver
O:-)	angelic
OO      headlights-on message
X-(	suicide
X-(     just died
[:-)    wearing a walkman
[:]     robot
[:|]	robot
[]      hugs
]:-)	devil
`:-)    shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
d8=     your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
g-)	ponce-nez glasses
o-)	cyclops
{0-)    cyclops
{:-)	hair parted in the middle
{:-)    toupee
|-(     late-night messages
|-)	hee hee
|-)	sleepy
|-D	ho ho
|-I     asleep
|-O     yawning
|-P	yuk
|I      midget asleep
|^o     snoring
||*(    handshake offered
||*)    handshake accepted
}:-(    toupee in an updraft
}:^#})  updrafted bushy-moustached pointy nosed smiley
~ :-(	steaming with anger
~~:-(	flame
~~===   a burning candle for flames
~~~8-O	needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~~~~8} snake